Thursday, February 20, 2014

The Hunter


A guy goes hunting. A gust of wind blew. The gun fell over 
and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours 
later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. 
The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage 
was local to your groin there was very little internal damage 
and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot 
damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. 
I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. 
"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor.

"She's a flute player in the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra. 
She's going to teach you where to put your 
fingers so you don't piss in your eye.."

Thanks Dan and Grumpy!

26 comments:

Opus #6 said...

Oh, Odie. LOL!

Curmudgeon said...

The visual here is so damn funny. Thanks for the giggle.

Adrienne said...

I'd rather he piss in his eye then on the floor around the toidy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, I try huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, Well then I've done my job.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, need to place those fingers just right then.

Randy-g said...

There is another finger my pr*#k joke here somewhere...

DoubleTroubleTwo said...

LMAO!!!! Thanks I needed the laugh Odie :-)

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaahahahaha. Well there you go.

Have a terrific day. ☺

edutcher said...

Where's the Silly Putty?

Ron Russell said...

Holy Piss, that would be a mouth full. Just fortunate he didn't become a Eunuch!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, that or a "flute" playing joke.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, glad to help.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, where where?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, hidden.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, mouthful for the flute player?

Proof said...

That story is wholly believable!

Always On Watch said...

Mr. AOW's next joke to tell at the VFW!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, You da man! I would never stretch the truth here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, never leave out the flute player.

Always On Watch said...

Odie,
Mr. AOW is going to the VFW tonight.

Rick Street said...

Thanks for the laugh

Always On Watch said...

Odie,
Mr. AOW told this joke at the VFW last night. A big hit! He had to retell the joke at least 15 times.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, he'll have fun with this I'm sure.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rick, that's my job.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, I need to send more his way.