Tuesday, February 18, 2014


I hope you get a smile out of this one. 
(I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!)

A 'Conservative', in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant 
one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. 
The 'Conservative' looked across the restaurant and asked, 
"Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the 'Conservative' requested 
that she give Jesus a cup of hot chocolate, on him.

The next patron to come in was a 'Obama' supporter, 
with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully 
sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. 
He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, 
"Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the 'Obama' supporter asked her 
to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "my treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a 'Labor Boss' on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down 
and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a 
cold XXXX beer?" He too looked across the restaurant and 
asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the 'Labor Boss'  directed her to 
give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the 'Conservative', 
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed. 
"The 'Conservative' felt the strength come back into his legs, 
got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the 'Obama' supporter, touched him and said, 
"For your kindness, you are healed." The 'Obama' supporter 
felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised 
the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the 'Labor Boss' , just smiling. 
The 'Labor Boss'  jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me .... 
I'm on a disability pension."

Thanks Dan & Grumpy


Opus #6 said...

LOL, good one!

John Feralirishman said...

LOL!! so true :)

Euripides said...

This is great!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha. I love this Odie.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, but of course.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

John, the best comedy is always based on the truth.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, Well thank you sir.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, We're here to please.

edutcher said...

The version I saw it was a redneck in a bar, but it still works.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, this version was actually from Australia with some names you probably wouldn't recognize, so I changed it a bit.

Race Bannon said...

He was probably from Jersey…and collecting several pensions...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, no doubt good friends with Christie.

Ron Russell said...

Guess he forgot the pension funds were running out!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, He's a study in liberal greed.

billinmissouri said...

Keep getting your Voice Mail and it sounds like Jesus and he says your gonna call me back - He don't lie !
Trying to catch you when that cel is getting a signal. later, Bill

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bill, you call when I'm knee deep in Grandson. I can't call back then because he thinks my iPhone is his. Email me with your general question so I can be ready when we talk.

Anonymous said...

So true about the union thug

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rick, Cheating is the norm.