Monday, December 9, 2013

Little Johny Has A Sister


OH No !!! He has a sister ??


Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother,

"Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!"
Before her mother could raise a concern,
Sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut.."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked,
"Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No... Salty."

Thanks Dan !

14 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Looks like we've found the female Little Johnny. I love it and so did Frankie Brown.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I'm in Reno. Spent the night so I could get an early start Christmas shopping. Had to stay at my favorite casino. Heck, if they're going to give room away.

Scott Way said...

"Johnny and Sally went a courtin"...This is a teachable moment in today's classroom!

edutcher said...

One of those Calls To Dad At Work moments.

Ron Russell said...

This ole swabbie says that's one salty joke!

LL said...

A parent's worst nightmare...

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

You have found the young Monica Lewinski!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scotty, Never too young for sex ed?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I guess that's why I didn't miss having a daughter. That's a whole different world for old dad.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, well one of them.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, Oh did I forget to mention . . . . . . . .

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, we're here to please.

USA_Admiral said...

Just when you think it was not going to get worse, BAM, much worse.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, glad you approve.