Friday, September 27, 2013

Walking Eagle


President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major 
gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York ...
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every 
Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his 
time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native 
American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

Although President Obama was vague about
the details of his plans, he seemed most
enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about
his ideas for helping his, "Red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes
presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with
his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle".

The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then 
departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came 
to select the new name they had given to the President.

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a 
bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.

22 comments:

Randy-g said...

And never fly again hopefully!

Race Bannon said...

Ironic that you posted that, as the "Walking Eagle" moniker had been given to Ward Churchill...who was quoted during Open House at the local public school last night.

LL said...

No laxative had enough power to purge Walking Eagle.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, that one never did.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, So I'm making history here today?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, Doomed to walk through history.

Sandee said...

He's a walking idiot indeed, but many just love him. I can't figure out why either. He and his ilk make me cringe.

Have a terrific day Odie. ☺

cube said...

I loved this when I first heard it, and it never gets old.

Teresa said...

LOL! Loved it!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Guess what? You're not a sheeple.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, It has such a real world feel, doesn't it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, You show exquisite taste.

Proof said...

Big Chief Blew-our-wampum

edutcher said...

Mincing Chicken would have worked as well.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, our wampum go down crap hole.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I like the other better because he's too stupid to realize he's being insulted.

Ron Russell said...

I would think "Dodo" would be more fitting.

Mr. AOW said...

Lately, hearing all of Obama's crap has really gotten me depressed. Glad that my parents aren't around to witness what this piece of shit is doing to America!

Rick Street said...

+1 Mr.AOW

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, or ass wipe.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr., I think all of our parents would ask why we dropped the ball on freedom.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rock, he nailed it.