Friday, September 27, 2013

Walking Eagle


President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major 
gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York ...
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every 
Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his 
time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native 
American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

Although President Obama was vague about
the details of his plans, he seemed most
enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about
his ideas for helping his, "Red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes
presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with
his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle".

The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then 
departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came 
to select the new name they had given to the President.

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a 
bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.

22 comments:

  1. Ironic that you posted that, as the "Walking Eagle" moniker had been given to Ward Churchill...who was quoted during Open House at the local public school last night.

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  2. No laxative had enough power to purge Walking Eagle.

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  3. Race, So I'm making history here today?

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  4. He's a walking idiot indeed, but many just love him. I can't figure out why either. He and his ilk make me cringe.

    Have a terrific day Odie. ☺

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  5. I loved this when I first heard it, and it never gets old.

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  6. Sandee, Guess what? You're not a sheeple.

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  7. Cube, It has such a real world feel, doesn't it.

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  8. Mincing Chicken would have worked as well.

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  9. Edutcher, I like the other better because he's too stupid to realize he's being insulted.

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  10. I would think "Dodo" would be more fitting.

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  11. Lately, hearing all of Obama's crap has really gotten me depressed. Glad that my parents aren't around to witness what this piece of shit is doing to America!

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  12. Mr., I think all of our parents would ask why we dropped the ball on freedom.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.