Thursday, August 29, 2013

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:



Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?


Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?


Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.


Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.


Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.


Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?


Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?


Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.


Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.


Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.


Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?


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Remember, these people can vote!

22 comments:

Ron Russell said...

Hey, those make perfect sense to me, after all we're living in the 21st Century and not in the Dark Ages of the 20th. I'm a cool MF'er, Dude!

Randy-g said...

Deny it, then promise to not do it again...Does it work? Heh.

Opus #6 said...

These are good!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cool MF'er Dude, right you are.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, it's always worked for me. She doesn't suspect a thing.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Starfish, yes indeedy-do.

Supi said...

I wonder what Bill thought when he came home sober to his wife.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, "I'm Married?"

LL said...

Ah, the eternal questions...

Sandee said...

I keep telling you Odie, you can't fix stupid.

Have a terrific day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, yup they go on forever.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I don't try. I just laugh at it.

cube said...

I laugh, too.

edutcher said...

And many of them more than once.

Marine4Ever said...

Those are from off the top of the stack in the first room.

WomanHonorThyself said...

ha fruitcakes..oh wait wasnt that term stolen?..lol

Always On Watch said...

I'll be that Dear Abby got many such wacko comments and questions. Just one of the hazards of the kind of column she had, I suppose.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, good job.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, It's good for you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, I guess you'd know better than me.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WHT, no one with any sense ever steals fruitcakes.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, you get what you ask for.