Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Ammo Is Getting Scarce !


This morning I lucked out and was able 
to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, 
but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous 
blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned 
in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, 
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested 
in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
 
 "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

Thanks David !

30 comments:

  1. She probably followed you from the gun store...saw you as easy pickins...

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  2. So.. Don't leave us hanging! What ammo did she have?

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  3. I never get those kind of offers, for anything.

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  4. Bwahahahahahahaha. That ammo is indeed more important than sex right now. Okay, it's harder to get.

    Have a terrific day Odie. ☺

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  5. HAAA...never enough ammo...got sex ??? !!! The market is flooded wit' it!

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  6. Randy, you can never have too much ammo ... Or sex.

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  7. Supi, I got all the 357 Mag she had and she asked me if it was enough. Supi, I love it when you ask great questions.

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  8. Admiral, you have to look desperate.

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  9. A man should know his own worth.

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  10. What else would you expect the old-timer to? Sex is everywhere, but the right ammo???

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  11. Edutcher, I do, now change the subject.

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  12. Ron, so you get "lucky" a lot I take it.

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  13. Opie, I'm more of a 357 Mag and not a 22, but then you knew that.

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  14. we better stay stocked up...before the gummint takes ALL our rights away..sheesh!

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  15. So, that was YOU behind me, Odie!

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  16. Odie, she musta felt sorry for me. she just gave me the ammo. Pretty good deal, huh? I didn't even have to work for it!

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  17. Marine, sorry Dude, that hasn't happened to me yet. She tipped me a case.

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  18. Thanks for sharing your success story with me, Odie.

    **sigh**

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  19. Was it factory ammo or reloads? You have to know what you're getting.

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  20. Cube, I never asked. Was that wrong?

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  21. Sounds like she wanted to Play Let's Make A deal

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