This morning I lucked out and was able
to buy two boxes of ammo.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home,
but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous
blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned
in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested
in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
Thanks David !