Monday, July 8, 2013

Scandal



Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?” 

Jim: "You mean about the setting up of Seal Team 6?"
Bob: "No, the other one.

Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one”

Jim: “The State Dept. interfering with an IG investigation on dept. sexual misconduct?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper & Holder all lying to Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.” 


Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it!
You mean that 65 million uninformed ignorant liberal voters stuck
us again with the most corrupt administration in American history ?!?”

Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!!!
 

25 comments:

  1. Spot on Odie! Unfortunately...

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  2. Keep chanting three-and-a-half more years!!!!

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  3. LL, three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!!

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  4. Often there is much truth in humor.

    *sigh*

    This time the joke's on us.

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  5. three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!!

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  6. 20% of the names on the OH voter registration rolls have been proven phony.

    So ask yourself 2 questions:

    How many of those names were registered Democrat?*

    How many other states have a similar situation?

    *To ask the question is to answer it.

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  7. Sounds about right to me. We even have a handful of those voters down here, but in a presidential election their votes don't count.

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  8. Cube, but not enough humor in truth.

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  9. Sandee, three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! Positively three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!!

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  10. Edutcher, sounds like you have the answer.

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  11. Ron, uncount them every chance you get.

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  12. And that's just the tip of the iceberg...thanks to global warming...

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  13. And that's just the tip of the iceberg...thanks to global warming...

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  14. I click faster than the internet can stop me...

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  15. A tweet-worthy joke. We MUST do something about vote fraud. Or we will never get our country back.

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  16. You gotta be quick around here! Race beat me to it on the 'tip of the iceberg' thing. Snooze, you lose.

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  17. Race, three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!!

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  18. Race, three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!!

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  19. three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! Race, You're right, this is fun ... three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!! three-and-a-half more years!!!!

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  20. Opie, it's not PC to ask a voter to prove he's a US citizen.

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  21. Rick, we have to have something to complain about.

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