Thursday, June 20, 2013

Two Bears



Two bears were sitting at the side of the river near Ottawa .
The smaller bear turned to the bigger one and said, 
'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age; we were the same size as cubs. 
I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Bear, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Bear.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down near the parking lot by the Parliament Buildings.'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I hide under one of their Lexus cars and wait for 
one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out 
of them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Bear, 'I think I see your problem. 
You're not getting any real nourishment. 
See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, 
there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.'

26 comments:

Randy-g said...

A briefcase?

LL said...

ROFL - LOL - HAHA.

You nailed it.

And how coincidental that most politicians are lawyers?

Supi said...

The briefcase provides fiber.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, not a lot of nutritional value there.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, that's not a coincidence there at all.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, it would be quite a boring diet without it.

Sheik YerBouti said...

It appears that Canadian politicians aren't any different from American politicians.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Booti, they are all the same.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. This makes perfect sense. Yes it does.

Have a terrific day Odie. ☺

USA_Admiral said...

At least the brief case has a use.

cube said...

LOL! I love bear jokes.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Bear stories always do.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, surprise.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, me too. Don't trip over the brief cases in the woods.

Scooney Adrift said...

Good one!

edutcher said...

Sounds no different from lawyers in general.

Always On Watch said...

Truth!

Ron Russell said...

Ain't it the "bare" truth!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, thank you sir.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I believe most politicians are lawyers.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, True Dat!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, just bearable.

earloftaint.com said...

Assholes, udders and briefcases isn't that what they put in potted meat? So now we know...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Earl, chow down!

edutcher said...

My point exactly.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, perzackly!