Monday, June 3, 2013

Robot For Sale






A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. 
The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork." 
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."


Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't 
even know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says,"Well he certainly is your son!"
The robot slaps the mother!

End of Story

P.S. Robot For Sale

Thanks Dan!

20 comments:

Sheik YerBouti said...

Now that is one slap happy robot. He'd really be busy in D.C.

Randy-g said...

Sell that damn robot quick!

Supi said...

Just imagine shopping for a car with the robot!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Booti, he's still busy right here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, who the hell wants the damn thing?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, you're just one of those just make lemonade kind of people aren't you.

Scott Way said...

And they say technology will save us all...Kill the robots!

Opus #6 said...

We need a robot like this as Sergeant at Arms in Congress.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, we're following Opie's lead.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, I'm fed-exing this one over night right now.

edutcher said...

What happened when the father said, "Well, I never did anything like that!"?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, shhh

Ron Russell said...

We often complain about lies politicans tell, but when you stop to think about it, what a mess we would have if everyone told the truth.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I don't, but it would nice to try it.

cube said...

Bad robot!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, bad bad huh.

The Conservative Lady said...

We should get Mr. Obama one of these robots. It's arm would probably fall off from all the slapping going on.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, not if we give the robot a little more strength.

Rick Street said...

Thanks for the laugh

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rick, that's my job.