Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Resurrection



A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the
sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the
same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can
also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the
resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........

The pastor called on him and the little boy said,
"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours
you are supposed to call the doctor."

Thanks Dan !

30 comments:

  1. The older you get, the truer that is...

    ReplyDelete
  2. You can't watch TV anymore with the kids around!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Call the Dr....Or pole vault around the living room!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Pastor received several "this was the best service of the year" comments after church ended.

    ReplyDelete
  5. That's cute! But what if he had said, "if it last more that four hours you should praise the Lord"!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Randy, it just takes one little blue pill to set a world record.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Ron, you and I know how fast four hours can really go.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Would a resurrection be a surrection that happens again? I might need some one day.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Lmao... good one Odie :)

    ReplyDelete
  10. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Bless his heart.

    Thanks for the first laugh of this beautiful morning.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

    ReplyDelete
  11. Sandee, you're running late ... thank you.

    ReplyDelete
  12. TV was better (and safer) when we were kids.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Edutcher, but not fodder for Woodsterman.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Hee hee. It is dangerous to ask a kid a question in a public forum. Reminds me of the stuff Art Linkletter used to get out of them.

    ReplyDelete
  15. You can't have everything, sir.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Cube, that's what I thought too ... Art Linkletter.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Teresa, we aim to please here at Woodsterman.

    ReplyDelete

Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.

*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.