Sunday, April 7, 2013

Job Hunter

This young man says he needs Government 
assistance because he cannot get a job.
 
Any suggestions?

38 comments:

  1. Mooch's personal assistant comes to mind...The private sector has nothing for him, circus and carnival jobs are all taken by ex Democrat congressman.

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  2. Mine detector in a mine field in the DMZ?

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  3. That's just so repulsive. A person would have to mentally unstable to do such things to themselves.

    Even in little Post Falls I'm starting to see people with entire arms tattooed. Ugly, ugly...

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  4. Randy, Great idea ... I'll tell him to storm the White House.

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  5. Admiral, Another great idea. Yous guys is doin' great!

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  6. Adrienne, they'll sober up after their 70th birthday and wonder what the hell were they thinking.

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  7. Opie, another great one ... all yous guys been studyin ?

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  8. Maybe he can get the job of professional trick-or-treater?

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  9. It's way to late for this one. You can't correct stupid. I'm just saying.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Odie. ☺

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  10. AOW, nope ... that one is already taken ... by me of course.

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  11. Sandee, Aw a surgeon can fix him right up ... of course costing about a 1000 times than the original damage. 😃

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  12. Horrible mutilation. I can't even look at that. If you look at that and don't think "demonic", you need to read more.

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  13. That is so disgusting!!!! Afternoon Odie:)

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  14. I would suggest Madame La Guillotine and a fresh start.

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  15. Edutcher, butt then you have TWO ugly pieces parts. 🚽

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  16. Just another one of Bath House Barry's voters. Not that he(?) has the mentality to actually vote -- but they do use his(?) ID when they wheel him(?) into the voting booth.

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  17. Off hand I'd say he'd be a natural salesman in plumbing supplies. He could wear half the fittings. Need a 3/4" street fitting? Got right here in my left ear lobe. Oh, pardon me, it's in my nose.

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  18. Marine, "Bath House Barry"? I love it.

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  19. Sig 94, rolling on the floor with hurt stomach mussels. You got me, Dude.

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  20. Opus...even the freak shows have standards.

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  21. He should try a tattoo parlor. Maybe funky antique stores like obscura.

    Construction companies may find him to be good, until he figures out what he wants. Go to a college and look to see if they want anyone in the maintenance. Go to school for heating, air etc. No reason he can't go to school and be a lab tech, it's not like the public needs to see him.

    Though some of the people commenting are shallow. So much for the adage of not judging a book by it's cover.

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  22. I would pay him to stay home. It might be catching!!!!

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  23. @ Unknown -- You really are unbelievable.

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  24. Pinching, piercing is a highly turnoff for some people. I personally feel that piercing your body and giving it a name of art is not good. It is very bad for the body. You may get ill, severe body infections may take place.

    Regards,
    Finn Felton
    Kopi Luwak

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  25. Nate, This is more self mutilation, or shall we say self freak creation.

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  26. Unknown, you have a problem with taking life WAY to seriously. Lighten up Dude!

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  27. Rick, that's been taken, but thanks for the input.

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  28. Marine, you noticed that. Way too serious for this post, huh.

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  29. Finn, thanks for the input, but really, we're only trying to laugh at the human race here.

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  30. I'm sure that some federal agency would hire him.

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  31. LL, he looks like a postal worker, huh.

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  32. Boo-freakin' hoo. I bet he complains when people stare at him too.

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