Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Elk Sex



Two New Hampshirites are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"



"Aw crap..," says his friend,

"and I just joined the Knights of Columbus !"

Thanks David !

24 comments:

Opus #6 said...

I seriously know a couple of Elks in the chamber of commerce.

USA_Admiral said...

Elks are everywhere.

Race Bannon said...

What two consenting Elks do in the privacy of their own outdoors is none of our business - but what is that calf doing!!!

Randy-g said...

And I joined the Eagles...

Marine4Ever said...

Caption (thinking aloud): "Some days are REALLY long!"

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, you left yourself wide open there ... I'll take the high road if you don't mind.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, no one is safe!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race ... what's that French word?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, some of us get "it", and some of us don't.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, truth be known, when I googled "Elk Sex" images, this was the only photo that didn't have the male's ... you know.

Marine4Ever said...

Awww, Odie... your reply just made my day! LMAO!

Marine4Ever said...

PS -- great reply to Opus, Odie. I was gonna say something, then I decided it would be to my best interest to just keep my mouth shut.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Good one Odie.

Have a terrific day. ☺

cube said...

I can't comment because Mr. Cube was born in New Hampshire ;-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, it's my job to make you laugh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, good move on the Opie comment. I peed my pants holding off myself.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, thank you ma'am.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, it's ok unless he's an Elk too.

Ron Russell said...

I've forgotten when rutting season comes around!

edutcher said...

I know, you're here all week.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, pretty close to Elk Sex time I'm thinking.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, and the week after that too.

Velcro said...

I just had to come by and see what Elk Sex was all about. Now I feel like a member of the International Order of Odd Fellows!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Velcro, I'm glad I could help. Now have some sex Odd Fellow.