Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Elk Sex



Two New Hampshirites are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"



"Aw crap..," says his friend,

"and I just joined the Knights of Columbus !"

Thanks David !

24 comments:

  1. I seriously know a couple of Elks in the chamber of commerce.

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  2. What two consenting Elks do in the privacy of their own outdoors is none of our business - but what is that calf doing!!!

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  3. Caption (thinking aloud): "Some days are REALLY long!"

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  4. Opie, you left yourself wide open there ... I'll take the high road if you don't mind.

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  5. Randy, some of us get "it", and some of us don't.

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  6. Marine, truth be known, when I googled "Elk Sex" images, this was the only photo that didn't have the male's ... you know.

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  7. Awww, Odie... your reply just made my day! LMAO!

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  8. PS -- great reply to Opus, Odie. I was gonna say something, then I decided it would be to my best interest to just keep my mouth shut.

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  9. Bwahahahahahahaha. Good one Odie.

    Have a terrific day. ☺

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  10. I can't comment because Mr. Cube was born in New Hampshire ;-)

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  11. Marine, it's my job to make you laugh.

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  12. Marine, good move on the Opie comment. I peed my pants holding off myself.

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  13. Cube, it's ok unless he's an Elk too.

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  14. I've forgotten when rutting season comes around!

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  15. Ron, pretty close to Elk Sex time I'm thinking.

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  16. Edutcher, and the week after that too.

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  17. I just had to come by and see what Elk Sex was all about. Now I feel like a member of the International Order of Odd Fellows!

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  18. Velcro, I'm glad I could help. Now have some sex Odd Fellow.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.