man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old,
pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car
and asks,
"What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost
half a
million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man.
"Why
does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 220 miles an
hour!"
states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look
inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and
looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the
old man says, "That's a
pretty nice car, all
right...but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor
decides
to show the old man just what his car can do. He
floors it, and within
30 seconds the speedometer
reads 150 mph..
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
mirror.
It seems to be getting closer ! He slows down to see
what it could be and
suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my
Ferrari?"
the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the
accelerator and takes
the Ferrari up to 180 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the
old man
on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari,
he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at
200 mph and he's feeling
pretty good until he looks
in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him
AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he
floors the
gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped
bearing down
on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing
he can
do! Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of
his
Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops
and jumps out and unbelievably
the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
"I'm a doctor. Is there anything I can do for you ?"
The old man whispers,
"Unhook my suspenders from your side view
mirror."