A lady helps her man install a new computer. Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he'll always remember. As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects a word but he is annoyed with her reaction, when he selects: penis. As he hits "enter", to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria
The computer had replied: TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!
note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through cash machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful
research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please
follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'
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