Thursday, December 6, 2012

Twinkies, HoHos, Cupcakes, and Ding Dongs

THE DEMISE OF HOSTESS BAKERY
 
You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants 
shut down due to a workers' strike.
But you may not have heard how it was split up
after the Government bankruptcy takeover:
 
The State Department hired all the Twinkies,
 
The Secret Service hired all the HoHos,
 
The Generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes, and
 
The voters sent all the Ding Dongs to the House of Representatives.

14 comments:

Sandee said...

So that's the true story. I knew there was more to it than we were told. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. :)

Scott Way said...

The swinging door policy at Government House. Old Ding Dongs never die! (: Thankfully they did go home early.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, real life is full of surprises.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, when they go home early it gives less time to come at us.

Ron Russell said...

The Secret Service likes those cheap HoHo's especially with a little latin twist! As for generals with Cupcakes---was good enough for Ike!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, and never forget that the head Ding Dong in Congress has got to go.

Randy-g said...

I love cupcakes and ho ho's...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I'm with you on that one. I don't get em as often as I like though.

edutcher said...

Never forget we put one of those Ding Dongs in the White House and some people were Ding Dong enough to vote for him again.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, don't say we chief.

cube said...

lol. I didn't know pastry politics could be so punny ;-)

Teresa said...

The idiots voted the head ding dong into the White House. Thankfully we conservatives weren't that stupid.

I do like Hohos. Yum Yum.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, It usually is here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, I love, and will miss, them all.