THE DEMISE OF HOSTESS BAKERY
You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants
shut down due to a workers' strike.
But you may not have heard how it was split up
after the Government bankruptcy takeover:
The State Department hired all the Twinkies,
The Secret Service hired all the HoHos,
The Generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes, and
The voters sent all the Ding Dongs to the House of Representatives.