Thursday, December 20, 2012

The Harley-Davidson Facts

 The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, 
Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'
God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, 
you have some major design flaws in your invention !
 
 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension.

 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much.

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, MORE MEN are riding my invention than yours'.

Thank You Nominedeus

16 comments:

  1. Randy, me too, and Harley's are great too.

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  2. That was great. Not just a good ride but a great one.

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  3. Bwahahahahahah. Yep that sounds about right.

    Have a terrific day. :)

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  4. Good one, Odie. I am going to share this one with my biker friends.

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  5. Admiral, ride all you can. The world is going to end soon.

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  6. Sandee, that means you're God's gift, huh?

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  7. I heard it was Henry Ford and Adam.

    The other nice thing is that heater that keeps you warm all night.

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  8. Nothing beats a good ride, not even a Harley. With time "Riding" goes from sport to chore!

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  9. Edutcher, I would never stretch the truth.

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  10. Both Harleys and women are wondrous creations. But Harleys are still more practical.

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  11. Euripides, they don't talk back either.

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  12. Just keep the shiny side up old rida'!

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.