Sunday, December 30, 2012

Headlines Are Us II ~ Your Modern MSM





They be fun ... Thanks Dan !

20 comments:

Always On Watch said...

Gah!

Proofreading has become a dying art.

sig94 said...

Just another reason why I abandoned the print news media.

Randy-g said...

Thats why I get my news here...Now I know where to get a gun...A GUN SHOP!

LL said...

Woodsterman has become the only reliable place to find news. It's been very interesting to see how the rise of blogging has irritated old legacy media news types who feel that their style of "making news" rather than reporting it has any credibility at all.



(I never see "WalMartians" warnings in the mainstream press either.)

Adrienne said...

I see these sorts of headlines all the time - that is, when I see a newspaper, which is seldom, so it means (I guess), I don't see them too often - or something.

I like the ones that screw up the order of the sentence - "Man shot in bathtub." Exactly what part of the body is a "bathtub?"

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, Proof what?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

sig94, In the Sierra Nevada they're only good for starting firers in the wood stove.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I'm honored you get your news here. You'll always know what the best undressed woman is not wearing.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, get it here first ... walmartians and all (including the comment above).

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, it's between the belly button and the taint.

Sandee said...

I see that first headline is right out of Sacramento California. Figures. Are you sure that not all of them are out of California. I'm not.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee ... could be.

edutcher said...

Well, look who's their Messiah.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, do you think that has a little to do with it.

Ron Russell said...

Weapons in a gun shop---now that news. I like that Joint Committee, but would appreciate it more if I could find my bong---out of papers!

Rhonda said...

Thanks for the laugh. I love these funny headlines, especially the teen pregnancy logic.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, have a beer,

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rhonda, Don't you worry your pretty little heart ... There's More ...

Joyce Lansky said...

Yes. The newspaper is a great source for humor. Years ago, George Bush parachuted on his 81st birthday. Our dumb paper posted a house with the roof destroyed next to the article with the headlines "The Aftermath."


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Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Joyce, I'm surprised at that newspaper. It proves that once in a great while a liberal can laugh while believing in emanate world doom.