Saturday, September 22, 2012

I Love Blonds ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer 
on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he 
kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence 
with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 
to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not 
answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time 
he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer
figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and 
 the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly 
accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance 
between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The 
blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 
3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent 
several hours, looking up everything he could on his 
laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone 
calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry 
and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without 
saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point 
and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face 
and handed him a $5 bill.

Other Rule 5 ers:


Randy-g said...

I love blondes...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy ... Blondelicious.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Well she didn't know either, but at least she made $40 on the deal. Good one Odie.

Have a terrific day. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, who said Blonds are dumb.

edutcher said...

Sounds like The Blonde.

And the one before Marilyn looks a bit like her.

But she's a good bit more so.


Rick Street said...

Marilyn Monroe is a classic beauty

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, you're a lucky man.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rick, that's why she's there. One of the most beautiful Blonds ever.

Ron Russell said...

Smart gal! The winners of a three-legged sack race!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, you betcha.