Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Watch Your Mailbox!!!



Just wanted to let you know, today I received my 
2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, 
cornbread mix, 
a prayer rug, 
a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 
2 discount coupons to KFC, 
an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, 
and a "Blame it on Bush"poster for the front yard. 
The directions were in Spanish.

Watch for yours, coming soon.


Thanks Allison !

 

16 comments:

Randy-g said...

Gracias...

Ron Russell said...

I didn't intend to start drinking until after 12 today---thanks for the early start!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, Si

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, you're going to be playing catch up all day.

Sandee said...

You know what's sad Odie? This is pretty close to the truth. We have the worst, let me repeat, the worst lack of leadership ever. Ever.

Have a terrific day. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, vote accordingly.

Brooke said...

Sounds about right.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, did you get yours yet?

Adrienne said...

Wooohooo! TWO seeds will be good for two years since they're probably hybrids and you won't be able to save seeds.

Did you get you new truck??

http://adriennescatholiccorner.blogspot.com/2012/07/this-is-what-seven-yards-of-bark-looks.html

edutcher said...

Hate to tell you, but the Social Security Stimulus Package is that 3% cost of living bump when inflation is 8%.

Madhat said...

Darn Odie, was that what it was? I thought it was a government issued fire log... Oh well, guess I better start speaking the national language of Spanish...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, I got my seeds here. Yes I saw my loader.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I hate that when that happens.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Madhat, learn Spanish and save your money.

Velcro said...

Funny, ours in S. Arizona also come with a pre-authorized landscaper contract (in Spanish).

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Velcro, the only thing in English down there are the signs warning us that the federal government can't keep us safe near the borders.