Saturday, April 30, 2011

Quit Drinking ?

I'm never drinking again !

I'm never drinking again !

I'm never drinking again !

I'm never drinking again !

I'm never drinking again !

I'm never drinking again !

I'm never drinking again !

I'm never drinking again !

I'm never drinking again !

I'm never drinking again !

I'm never drinking again !

I'm never drinking again !
And then there was this . . . . . .

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Birthday Reminder . . . .

Our little girl is growing up!!  

This week we celebrate a special birthday.

Monica Lewinsky turns 44.  
Can you believe it?

It seems like only yesterday, she was crawling around the White House
on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth.

They grow up so fast, don't they?

Old News, but it sure is fun to remind
everyone who these people are.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

You Picked a Fine Time ......

"You Picked a Fine Time to Lead Us, Barack" by Jonathan McWhite

Monday, April 25, 2011

I Did Not Know This . . . .

Where the 

Texas Longhorn's logo 

came from:

OR . . . . Rule 5 Woodsterman Style !

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Happy Easter Everyone !

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on
one of the  shelves.

"What are you doing in there?", she asked.

The rabbit replied, 
 "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?",
to which the lady replied, "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing." 

Happy Easter Everyone !

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Rule 5 Woodsterman Style or Earthquakes

For us who are not Seismologists or Geophysicists.

Read and learn! Recently, Japan experienced a devastating 8.9 intensity earthquake.
Some were thought to be oscillatory, while others were believed to be trepidatory.

It  occurred to me that most people might be  confused about this, so I thought it prudent to let everyone know the difference. 
What's the difference between an oscillatory and a trepidatory earthquake?

1.  This calculation is just for engineers:
2. And this one is for laymen -- like  you:
This  is a trepidatory earthquake -- an up and down  movement.....

  This  is an oscillatory earthquake -- a side to side  movement...

And this is a combination of both trepidatory and oscillatory:

Thanks Dan !

Thursday, April 21, 2011

I'm a Man and I Can Fix That ! #4

Desk overloaded? I can fix that!
 Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option? I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!  THIS IS ACTUALLY A GREAT IDEA!! 
No skate park in town? I can fix that!
and - last but not least - - - -
Out of diapers?  I can fix that!

Thanks David .... That's all Folks !

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

I'm a Man and I Can Fix That ! #3

Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!
 Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!
Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that.
Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!
Display rack falling over? I can fix that!

Thanks David !

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

NewsBusted 4/19/11 ~

The staff at Woodsterman are proud members of that 35%

Monday, April 18, 2011

I'm a Man and I Can Fix That ! #2

 Electrical problem? I can fix that!
 Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!
 No ice chest? I can fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!

Thanks David !

Sunday, April 17, 2011

I'm a Man and I Can Fix That !

 Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!
 Seatbelt broken? I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)
 New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!
 No bottle opener? I can fix that!
Room too dark using compact fluorescents? I can fix that!

Thanks David !

Friday, April 15, 2011

Happy Tea Party Tax Day !

Tea Party of Carson City, I did want to join you today
at the Capital. I was unable to, so I give you best 
wishes here. Keep the pressure on.

NewsBusted 4/15/11 ~

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Priceless !

I was having lunch the other day with a very dear friend and her ten-year-old son,  when he asked her, "Mom, what holiday is tomorrow?"  

She said, "It's President's Day, sweetheart!"

He asked, "What does that mean?"

I was waiting for her to reply with something very profound, when ...

She said, "Well, honey, President's Day is that day when Mr. Obama steps out of the White House ... and, if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Circle of Life ....

Thanks for thinking of me David ...

Sunday, April 10, 2011

There Are Worse Things Than Oil on the Beach II

See I was right ...  (They can't all be at WalMart)

Thanks David