Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving Three For Thursday

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Retirement Planning
 
 If  you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
    
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
     
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00  left.

But,  if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of wine one year ago, drunk all the wine, then turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND, you would  have had $214.00.

Based  on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
 
 Let  people you care about know this... and  tell them to start now!!! 
 
Thanks Dan !

20 comments:

Randy-g said...

Have a great Thanksgiving Odie. Start early!

Always On Watch said...

Good one!

I've got my egg nog and brandy at the ready. Hey.

Happy Thanksgiving to you, Odie.

USA_Admiral said...

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I have !

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, that's the best please to have it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral and ALL, HAPPY THANKSGIVING !

Supi said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thank You Supi, and Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours also.

Adrienne said...

Odie - have a wonderful day and God bless you for all the laughs and good times you share with us.

Brooke said...

Now that's some good investment advice!

Happy Thanksgiving!

tha malcontent said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you Woodster and the rest of the gang.

nominedeus said...

Thappy Hanksgiving to yer ODIE an th' nvishtmint advish ish toooo l8 I alwaysh buysh ash mush incohil ash ah kin thanxsh!
Have a brilliant day everyone over there!

Teresa said...

Odie, wishing you a wonderful and blessed Thanksgiving.

Amusing Bunni said...

Good Advice, Odie!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and the family!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, That seems to be my purpose in life, and I'm so happy to do it. Happy Thanksgiving.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, drink up!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mal, Happy Thanksgiving!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

nominedeus, you are truly great. You did that without a single hiccough.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, Happy Thanksgiving!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, drink up and Happy Thanksgiving!