Sunday, November 6, 2011

The Definition of DUI



Now here's a hard core drinker and one tough Dodge truck.

The driver hit and sheared off the light post, and then kept 
driving about 2 miles to a bar, where he stopped for more 
beer! How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that 
you are carrying a stop light? (I wonder if the light was green?)
The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the towing yard, 
with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and 
the bumper bent around it.
 
It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free.




Now that's what you call drunk driving!
"Life's tough....
It's even tougher if you're stupid."
John Wayne

24 comments:

Randy-g said...

I think it was a a yellow light, he was trying to squeeze through. He thought he made it.

Brooke said...

Heh.

Who wants another round?

Opus #6 said...

Thank God he didn't wrap his bumper around somebody's mother or child.

WomanHonorThyself said...

lol at that quote!..sorry bout the signing in buddy..maybe Gravatar was having hiccups..plz try again! Have a beautiful Sunday my friend:)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, he almost made it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, you buying?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, now talk about your buzz kill.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WHT, That quote is getting quite famous.

Amusing Bunni said...

That is one drunk dumb ass!
Maybe he thought he was beating all the red lights?

Brooke said...

Sure! :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, he ran the red light all the way to the next bar.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, Beefeater on the rocks please.

The Conservative Lady said...

Dodge can use this in one of their truck commercials. "See how safe our trucks are...you can run head on into a light post and live to tell the story to the next bartender on your trip.".

Teresa said...

Drinking and driving is dangerous.

Brooke said...

Odie: Bourbon, neat. Why ruin a perfectly good drink with ice?

stopsign said...

Wonder how they knew he was drinking? :-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, only his bartender knows for sure.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, especially if your a light post.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, it's just what I like kid.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, they followed the bottle caps.

Scott said...

I saw a guy shear off a telephone pole in my back yard with a Chrysler 440 once. He kept going to his house two miles away. Dodge/Chrysler do build em tough!

Mr. AOW said...

I sent this to a friend that has a dodge truck. Thanks for publishing this!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, when I worked for the phone company I used to fix those messes. We called them "Car-poles".

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr. AOW, anytime I can help.