Wednesday, October 19, 2011

SIGNS DOOMED FROM THE START

 Lose weight, then go have some pie and ice cream!
 
That's great! I think everyone should have both a DRAEM and a DERAM!
Too many people just have DREAMS these days!

 Who the Hell was in charge of their advertising?
I would like to have seen him do this...
 What?
Those are lighthouses?

Thanks Dan

32 comments:

Race Bannon said...

I spit my coffee out...but was able to stop it from coming out the nose.

Where can I order that soup?

Race Bannon said...

...for a friend, I mean.

USA_Admiral said...

Damn, an ice cream and pie kitchen in the same building? Now that is living.

I have a dream too, an end to the 0bama administration.

Randy-g said...

What a bad draem...Coffee shit right out of my nose!

Fuzzy Slippers said...

omg, those are hysterical!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, there's a warning on the sidebar in red to never drink coffee while visiting here. Also, I'm not here to judge you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, I hope your friend enjoys ...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, let's darem about pie and 2012.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I'll call 911!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fuzzette, they were put there to please you.

Teresa said...

LMAO!! Hilarious!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, thank you, but that's what this blog is all about.

Stranger in a Strange Land said...

Funny.

Mike

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mike, that's the idea.

innominatus said...

Luckily I was done with my coffee. Otherwise I'd be on the way to buy a new keyboard instead of typing this.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Inno, saved by running out ...

Scott said...

Man, if we can get deer meat that easy, we have been doing it all wrong 'round hea!

Scooney Adrift said...

These are ALL great!
LMAO at picture number two.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, cook VERY well!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, get back to deram.

Trestin said...

Good thing they saved room by not putting the necessary spacing in the kidsexchange sign. I'm sure that worked for everyone.

Ron Russell said...

Like Trestin, the "kidsexchange" sign caught my eye. Maybe however, it was correct and in the Frisco area---par for the course there! Use to live in the Golden State, but was in the San Joaquin Valley near Porterville far from the igorance of big cities.

Amusing Bunni said...

Oh Odie, My ribs hurt, that was FUNNNNNNNNN EEEE!
I can't stand it, ha ha ha.

stopsign said...

What's a Deram? lmao

banned said...

I could live with "I'll have a dram"

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trestin, sign space is hard to come by.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, the Bay Area likes the Kidsexchange idea?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, you honor me ma Lady!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, it's a dream spelled sideways.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Banned, then go right ahead and enjoy your "dram".

LL said...

I won't be sucking on any gummy lighthouses anytime soon.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I should hope not.