Thursday, September 1, 2011

Let's Try A Three-fer Thursday

This came from a marine on his way home from Afghanistan. 
I hope you remember Dr. Seuss's book Sam I am.

I do not like this Uncle Sam...I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie, and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals...I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like this manic man...I do not like his "YES, WE CAN."

I do not like this spending spree...I'm smart, I know that Nothing's Free.

I do not like their smug replies when I complain about their lies.
 
I do not like THIS kind of hope. I do not like it...nope, nope, nope!
 
 
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On Hwy 101 So. Cal

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(And My Favorite)
 
Question: How do you starve an Obama supporter?

Answer: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
 
Thank You Dan and Allison (H/T)

16 comments:

LL said...

Three-fer Thursdays! I think you rang the bell all three times, Odie!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, thank you Sir!

Scooney Adrift said...

Made my day! The Three-fer is a hit all the way around!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, Happy Thursday!

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

- Gotta love the Marines!
- Nice to see a Hummer on the road again.
- Starve a Obummer supporter = Disable the teleprompter.

fuzzys dad said...

A grand slam

The Conservative Lady said...

Excellent!

stopsign said...

All 3 are Great, Great, Great :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, Glad you like.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fuzzy's Dad, not too shabby huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, I thank you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, thank you, thank you, thank you!

usminc said...

I realized I made a mistake in voting for Obama not long after the election when Joe Biden said "The economy is worse than we thought." What kind of response is this? If we wanted incompetence we would have voted for incompetence. In hindsight, McCain/Palin probably couldn't have done any worse.

To be fair, in 2009 Obama did hold an entrepreneurial summit to create jobs...but in Muslim countries.
Obama is the first President in history to be in charge when America received a downgrade in its credit rating. His response? S and P are a bunch of hacks, and the Tea Party did it. Yes, had to be Standard and Poor's and the Tea Party. It couldn't be the $14 Trillion in debt and the $61 Trillion in obligations. It's amazing how in three years Obama can't boost the economy because it's so messed up, yet the Tea Party and S & P have so much power they can make it sink further in one day. Imagine if FDR, who inherited the worst Depression ever and then WW2, had simply thrown up his hands and said "We'll, this is just too hard. It can't be done. Our economy is wrecked, and I'll never beat the Axis. We'll sign a peace treaty with Hitler, and maybe they'll leave us alone." Imagine if Abe Lincoln had said "The Civil War is not winnable. Forget the Union. A little slavery never hurt anybody, anyway." Imagine if George Washington, who lost every battle up until Trenton had said "A nighttime raid involving a boat ride across this half frozen river is impossible. I'll never beat the Hessians anyway. The press is always saying I'm a British sympathizer. Nope, I'll just forget the Revolution". I'm sick of Obama and his excuses, and I was sorry I voted for him a long time ago. He is 100% unworthy to be President

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

usminc, Welcome to the side with the good force. You keep those thoughts in that pretty head of yours until 2012. Thanks for stopping by and sharing your thoughts.

Teresa said...

Those were brilliant!! Had me LMAO!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, that's my job!