Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Walking Eagle

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York ..
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers."

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle."

The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.
They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.


*HUMPDAY BONUS . . . 

Direct Quote from "Larry, the Cable Guy"

"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, 
I have noticed a large number of people implying with 
bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to 
state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. 
Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane 
zone and fill it with Democrats that can't swim is a damn genius".

16 comments:

Always On Watch said...

That's about right -- the "Walking Eagle" interpretation, that is.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

On Watch, he no can fly ...

Scooney Adrift said...

"Walking Eagle" is indeed full of it! But, we already knew that.
Got to admit, Larry's observation is right on, maybe that was the plan all along!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, Larry is indeed a very wise man.

Opus #6 said...

Thanks for the chuckle.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, I do it all for you.

Teresa said...

That was great Odie! LOL!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, it says it well doesn't it.

Scott said...

The extinct walking "Dodo" is preferable. I love the humpday bonus... It is all a conspiracy you know. See how they propogate--- http://thescottcarpdream.blogspot.com/2011/08/dirty-democrats.html

Amusing Bunni said...

That was great, Odie, esp. the Walking Eagle! The Indians know that big dodo speak with forked tongue.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, Walking Dodo huh ... could catch on. I'll check that out.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, Dodo full of s**t.

stopsign said...

Walking Eagle still talking shit I see.

Ron Russell said...

"Walking Eagle" that's cute, but would have preferred "Dodo"! Just realized that's a pile of sh*t!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, it's a hard habit to break.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, walking Dodo or whatever you prefer ... It all stinks!