Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Blond Phone Call

"Hi Mom, How are you?"

"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware"

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth, why did you do that?"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

20 comments:

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Oh my! I think you may put them (Black and Decker) onto the path of out of business with this one Odie?

USA_Admiral said...

I could see this happening.

Randy-g said...

I love it!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, One little blog won't hurt em.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, of course, we're all about the truth here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, knew you would.

stopsign said...

LOL~BTW~ I think her boob's are fake :)

The War Planner said...

..so you are one of these "enemy" Tea Party Members that ditzy Fredrica Wilson of Florida was talking about.

Can we borrow your bimbo to go deck that broad?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, do you mean to say this cartoon isn't real?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

TWP, go for it!

Supi said...

Stihl company is now nervous about blond jokes.

Scooney Adrift said...

Still enjoying it!

Ron Russell said...

LOL! Great one and the "Bumb" looked like fun---makes one yearn for feathers!

LL said...

You need to include an audible rim shot...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, I guess we'll have work on that.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, great!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, here's to soft trampolines.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I'll work on that. Would that be in place of a drum roll?

Amusing Bunni said...

LOVE IT! Everyone should follow that advice ;-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, at least blonds.