Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Blond Phone Call

"Hi Mom, How are you?"

"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware"

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth, why did you do that?"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

20 comments:

  1. Oh my! I think you may put them (Black and Decker) onto the path of out of business with this one Odie?

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  2. Christopher, One little blog won't hurt em.

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  3. Admiral, of course, we're all about the truth here.

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  4. LOL~BTW~ I think her boob's are fake :)

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  5. ..so you are one of these "enemy" Tea Party Members that ditzy Fredrica Wilson of Florida was talking about.

    Can we borrow your bimbo to go deck that broad?

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  6. Stopsign, do you mean to say this cartoon isn't real?

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  7. Stihl company is now nervous about blond jokes.

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  8. LOL! Great one and the "Bumb" looked like fun---makes one yearn for feathers!

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  9. You need to include an audible rim shot...

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  10. Supi, I guess we'll have work on that.

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  11. LL, I'll work on that. Would that be in place of a drum roll?

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  12. LOVE IT! Everyone should follow that advice ;-)

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