Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Translations of California Euphemisms


Translations of California Euphemisms:




   

20 comments:

Randy-g said...

Its all spot on Odie, how the hell can you put up with it out there? I realize the northern part where your at is nothing like the liberal mecca of the Bay area but good God Cali is off the rails.

USA_Admiral said...

Aren't all liberals Non-viable tissue masses?

As Randy said, Spot on.

Supi said...

My favorite is "Accepted Facts". It quite often it is Horse Muffins.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, this would be really funny if it weren't so true.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, it's the land controlled by the unthinking.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, welcome to the land of horse muffins.

Scott said...

I think that I will go out and conduct some stump removal, give someone an attitude adjustment, then go deal with some sheep killers. Must be a full lovely day in Texas. To the point as always Odie!

Scott said...

And good luck with that 31 county cesession thing.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott ... sad but true!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, I'm working for a one county cession.

Opus #6 said...

WAY too accurate!

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Still looking for employment in Texas,,,,,,,

Otis P. Driftwood said...

I see we're being highly euphemistic today.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, WAY too right you are.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, good luck with that. You have a great chance because about 20 companies a month go there from California. California politicians just don't get it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Otis, but of course.

Trestin said...

That's one of your best. I can imagine Texan, and the Nimrod.

Madhat said...

Well, being from Texas, nice to have a little translation dictionary...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trestin, you mean Calinimrod?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Madhat, I'm glad I could help.