Saturday, March 19, 2011

This Could Save Your Life




Remember this is advice that could save your life - - - - -


NEVER !

NEVER !

NEVER !

NEVER !

Hold in a fart !!!

Who does this remind you of ?

Now, how about a beautiful message about growing older.

 Shit, I forgot what it was .......

18 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

It is like she was holding a lot of fecal material in too.

USA_Admiral said...

I often forget things too. That is why it took two comments to answer your post.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, I really don't think I want to know about fecal matter.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral ............ What?

tha malcontent said...

Who does this remind you of ?


Moochie Obama on a diet.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mal, You think?

Euripides said...

I saw that woman once! She entered into a theater in LA and her butt arrived ten minutes later.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

If real? Just how in the world did she put on that unwarrented outfit?

Thinking more, as though I should? How does she put on any outfit?

In addition,,,oops, lost my train of thought,,,,,,

stopsign said...

Thanks for the Warning!
Dang I forgot what else I was going to say.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, I so glad you found the true value of a watch.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, Look buddy this is my site and when I come here my brain hurts too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, so you're at least as old as Woodsterman and remember never hold ... oh shit not again.

WomanHonorThyself said...

youre still crazy after all these years eh! Keep the faith my friend.:)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WHT, don't forget the motto of this piece ... oh shit I forgot. I think it was something about farts.

Barking Spider said...

That bloody thing is going to explode!

Aaaarrrrrghhhhhh!

RUN!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Spidey, yup she just plain held in too many farts .... run away run away!

Ron Russell said...

Better be careful Odie, Michelle will be jealous!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I thought that was Michelle.