Monday, March 14, 2011

The Pharmacist's Monday Morning

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,
"It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
"Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm
Failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and
Hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both
House and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.
"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was
About three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."
"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me
To open up.
I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time
The darn phone was ringing off the hook."
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
Register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and
The phone was still ringing.
When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made
Me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.
Half of them hit the floor and broke."
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got
Back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a
Rectal thermometer.

And believe me mister, as God is my witness, 
all I did was tell her." 
 
 
 
 
BONUS ~ Democrat  Inbreeding
 

16 comments:

Randy-g said...

That is a classic Odie!! Have a great day, mine just started off good, thank you.

stopsign said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning!BTW Where did he tell her to shove it?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thanks Randy and Happy Monday.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, I believe it was south of her tonsils.

USA_Admiral said...

Excellent!

Supi said...

Funny

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral ... Thank you sir.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, Hardy har har huh.

LL said...

Those same instructions should be given to Democratic Party political leaders.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I have many times!

Opus #6 said...

LOL!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, you do know how to tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer don't you?

It's the taste ...

Teresa said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning. Have a great day :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, anything for you!

The Conservative Lady said...

Priceless. I have to put this one up on TCL FB.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Why thank you Miss Lady.