Thursday, February 10, 2011

Surgery Information


MEDICAL UPDATE
 
Remember this the next time you have major surgery 
and need a blood transfusion!!
This is good to know!!
 
 MEDICAL RESEARCH

Australian Medical Association researchers have found
that  patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving chicken blood
rather than human blood.
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....

Just thought you'd like to know.

BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!
 
OK, I'll be going to my room now.

18 comments:

Randy-g said...

And the light shines.....

Supi said...

Good info!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy ... Let it shine!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, it's chicken blood that'll do you right.

stopsign said...

Now I know my blood type

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, is that chicken Pos. or Neg.?

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Swine blood transfusions have known benefits as well Odie at least for men, as they remain pigs but start cleaning up after themselves which in turn is a benefit to women.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, a pig by any other name.

Amusing Bunni said...

I should have know this would be a joke post!
Now to enlighten your readers....if you know you're going to have surgery, you should stockpile YOUR OWN blood! You never know what germs are lurking out there w/ any old blood.

Also, don't drink diet soda, it's bad for you, as is regular soda! Drink Water, Wine or Beer!

Health alert for the day, brought to you by Dr. Bunni

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, I just stop by the Chicken Ranch on my way to surgery.

Opus #6 said...

You raise Odie-esque to a new level.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, you really know how to sweet talk a guy.

Teresa said...

I think more chicken blood transfusions are in order for us. That's funny, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, It's great stuff once you filter out the feathers.

USA_Admiral said...

Dies this have a practical application in VooDoo? Sounds like it to me.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, no Sir, it's used in the Woodsterman school of medicine.

Quite Rightly said...

LOL! Don't tell it to the progs though. We'll have to be importing eggs from China.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

OK Rightly, mums the word.