Monday, November 29, 2010

New State Quarters

Get ready to start your collection!!

Thanks David

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Where To Celebrate The Busiest Shopping Day 3

Where else but at your favorite Wal~Mart !

 Luckily, they hang so low that a waist high garment is sufficient.
 Really? You couldn’t find one piece of clothing that fit? Not even one?
Where in the world would you be hiding if you were wearing this camouflage? Richard Simmons garden?
 That’s the weirdest rash I’ve ever seen…
 Blame what? The ankle bracelet? The dark roots? The Daisy Dukes?
 The worst shoplifter yet.
Please please let there be one there in his size.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS  .... Happy Shopping !

Thanks David !

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Where To Celebrate The Busiest Shopping Day 2

Why Wal~Mart of Course !

 She must spend a lot of time at the gym. She’s ripped!
 What every other mullet in the world aspires to be…
 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, please pick up your hair on aisle 5 !
 Now this is truth in advertising! Its not only bad, its one of the worst I’ve ever seen ... Try soap !
 That’s the worst bank teller I’ve ever seen.
Has anyone else ever mistaken an aisle in Wal-mart for a freakin’ beach? I’m just asking ...


Friday, November 26, 2010

Chat With Trestin Tomorrow AM

Hi boys and girls, I was chatting with Trestin in Africa
this morning on Facebook. I told him I would contact 
as many of you as I could today to chat with him tomorrow.
If you have a facebook account and are friends with
Trestin, meet us tomorrow, Saturday, morning at 8:00 AM
PST (11:00 EST) at facebook.

He really seemed to like our chat this morning. I hope to
chat with you all tomorrow.

Where To Celebrate The Busiest Shopping Day

WalMart of course !

 So is the first hog his wife? If you don’t ride a Harley, what else could it mean?
See kids, this is what is known as an oxymoron. A statement that contradicts itself.
 Wonder how difficult it is to pick out the driver of this vehicle inside a typical Wal-Mart?
 Wow, when the Wal-Mart deli says their chicken is fresh, they really mean it.
 Keep digging sweetheart, you’re bound to find it in there somewhere.
I completely understand ... stand back ... WalMart sells beer.


Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy "Googlely" Thanksgiving

Yesterday's post started this. Yes it's still snowing and
we have white-out conditions. I prepost so much here,
that it's just 30 minutes past my last post. It's 8:30 Tuesday
morning. I can't see across the street because it's snowing
and blowing so hard. That's about a distance of 100 feet.

This time the "Mad Googler" tried "Funny Turkeys". 
There were so many to choose from, but when you boil
down to it you have to be that Special Funny Turkey to
make these pages. I even doctored one that was screaming
for my attention. 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING and enjoy your day ....
 I found out how to get these animated GIFs to work without photobucket ... use original size.
 Funny but  ....  what's a blind man doing with an ax ?
 Planning for next Thanksgiving.
 Who'd a thunk ... a turkey herding dog.
 Gettin' ready for the big day just shootin' the breeze.
 The cook is having a few Beefeaters with Woodsterman and TWP ... Can you tell?
 How's that GrOpe and Change working out for you?
"I'll tell you what ... Let's try a little ChOke and Change instead, Sucka!"

Now what in the world was she doing with funny turkeys?
She's trying to tell me to end this with a rule 5 

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Woosterman Googled What ?

Ah yes, as I'm watching it snow for the third straight
day (we're at around three feet), the mind (?) starts to
wonder. What special posts can we have for
Thanksgiving Weekend?

I'm giving my followers WAY TOO MUCH information
here. You see the old Woodsterman doesn't just Google,
he GOOGLES! Today I will share with you when I
GOOGLE "Sexy Turkeys". Yes you read that right.

Tomorrow I'll show the results of a new search ....

 Bill that's really stooping ... Mr. O picked the better man.
 I lost my appetite or Trick or Treat ...
 I suddenly got an urge for a Big Mac.
 Hey Good Lookin ...
 Do you remember the old Coppertone ads? The little girl grew up.
 This theme never seems to disappear.
Makes me want to stand up and salute turkeys everywhere.
We must have a turkey from Arabia.
Now we're getting closer to what we asked for.
Now that's more like it, but where's the turkey? Oh well, Happy Hump Day Everyone.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010