Saturday, October 30, 2010

America's Smartest Woman

An airplane was  about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board,  but
only 4 parachutes.

The first  passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one.  The
world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he  took the first  parachute
and left the  plane.

The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi,  said, "I am the Speaker of the
House. And I am the  smartest woman in American history, so America 's
people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute  and  jumped
out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a  decorated
war hero from the Navy of the United  States of America ." So he
grabbed the  parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth  passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the  fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have  lived a full life, and
served my country the best I  could. I will sacrifice my life and let
you have the  last parachute."

The little girl said,  "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a  parachute
left for you. America 's smartest woman  took my school  bag."
Thanks Allison @ A Daily Laugh 

Girl On A Bike ........

Friday, October 29, 2010

The Walmartians Are Coming IV

 Hmmm ...
 Let it all hang out ...
 Pimp Daddy guards his main ho ...
Glad the young 'un got him a good edumacashun!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Walmartians Are Coming III

Now that's aiming your sights really high.
I think she got run over by an 18 wheeler !
Think we can get her for indecent exposure?
 So Icy ... Go gangsta ...

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Bad Day ?

Even when you're having a really,
really bad day ....

There will always be one more out
there to screw you.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Walmartians Are Coming II

They've resorted to picking up tricks at Wal-Mart ?
“Should someone tell her?” Hmmm, I think she already knows.
I don't care who you're going on a first date with ... you just don't take them to WalMart.
Yes by all means, buy some clothes.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Test To Follow ...

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read: 

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation. 
5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.   

Political Science 101 

A Short Spelling Lesson:

The last four letters in  American........I Can

The last four letters in  Republican......I Can

The last four letters in Democrats.......Rats

End of Lesson, now educate the masses by passing this on.

Test to follow in NOvember

Sunday, October 24, 2010

The Walmartians Are Coming

How about let’s not!
 I just get speechless over these! I think there's a surprise under one skirt.
 I think she’s stuffed tighter than a marshmallow.
How-to knot tying books are on aisle #5.

They're here .... Thanks Dan

Saturday, October 23, 2010

American Know How - Unreported by the "Mainstream Media"

An American Hero?

Can't have that, can we?

While the White House may not believe in American exceptionalism, I do.  And I'm thinking there's a whole bunch of people in Chile that would agree.

Regarding the mine rescue, did you know:

The guy that designed the rescue module was a NASA Engineer?

The Drill was made by Schramm Inc. from Pennsylvania.

The Drill Bits were made by Center Rock, Inc. located in Berlin, Pennsylvania.

The lead driller Jeff Hart and his team are from Denver, Colorado.  They are on loan from the US Military in Afghanistan where they are drilling water wells for our Forward Operating Bases.

He spent the next 33 days on his feet, operating the drill that finally provided a way out Saturday for 33 trapped miners.  "You have to feel through your feet what the drill is doing; it's a vibration you get so that you know what's happening," explained Hart.

Hart was called in from Afghanistan, "simply because he's the best" at drilling larger holes with the T130's wide-diameter drill bits, Stefanic said.

Standing before the levers, pressure meters and gauges on the T130's control panel, Hart and the rest of the team faced many challenges in drilling the shaft. At one point, the drill struck a metal support beam in the poorly mapped mine, shattering its hammers. Fresh equipment had to be flown in from the United States and progress was delayed for days as powerful magnets were lowered to pull out the pieces.

The mine's veins of gold and copper ran through quartzite with a high level of abrasive silica, rock so tough that it took all their expertise to keep the drill's hammers from curving off in unwanted directions. "It was horrible," said Center Rock President Brandon Fisher, exhausted after hardly sleeping during the effort.

Fisher, Stefanic and Hart called it the most difficult hole they had ever drilled, because of the lives at stake.

"If you're drilling for oil and you lose the hole, it's different. This time there's people down below," Stefanic said. "We ruined some bits, worked through the problems as a team, and broke through," Hart said. "I'm very happy now."

Miners' relatives crowded around Hart on Saturday, hugging and posing for pictures with him as he walked down from the rescue operation into the tent camp where families had anxiously followed his work.

"He's become the hero of the day," said Dayana Olivares, whose friend Carlos Bugueno is one of the miners stuck below.

In a different day and age, Jeff Hart would be the most famous American in our country right now.  He would be honored at the White House.  Schoolchildren would learn of his skill and heroism.  But because Jeff Hart works in an industry currently  being demonized more people in Chilewill celebrate this symbol of American greatness than in America itself.

Michelle Malkin

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Squirrels In The Bird Feeder ?

Worried about squirrels getting into your bird feeder??

Good rope, huh ?
Only  in Canada would you see a sign like this!
Fort Steele is near Cranbrook  ....

Thanks David ...

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Season's Greetings (Well Voting Season)

T'was the night before elections

And all through the town
Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down

I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

tired of political clap-trap

When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out my window

Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

'On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi'

He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause

And as they flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think

On this one final note-



Author Unknown 

Thank You Allison at A Daily Laugh (Link)

Monday, October 18, 2010

Sunday, October 17, 2010

NewsBusted 10/16/10 ~

This was just posted Saturday night. Sorry for the
delay on the Jodi fix guys. Maybe we'll hear the
reason for the delay one day. Sometimes their
Media Research Center doesn't like something.

Fishing Quiz Final .....

OK, here's the last part of the quiz ... Good Luck.
The answers will be below.

The answers are all "d". 
How did you do?

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Fishing Quiz part II .....

Here's the second installment ... Good Luck!

The last installment is tomorrow, and that's when 
we'll all know just what kind of a fisherman you are.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Fishing Quiz .....


Fishing Quiz For The Masters Not As Easy As It Looks
Pass this quiz and consider yourself a Master Angler!

This test is in three parts and the answers will be posted
with the last installment.
The Next installment will be on Saturday.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

NewsBusted 1012/10 ~

Clean Underwear Isn't Their Mother's Only Worry VII

LibTards abound !
This is your typical San Francisco LibTard,
gold lame' wearing, bank robber (always in style).
It's always good to have dreams ...
Another Pelosi and Boxer voter on the way to the polls.
Oh Crap! they're everywhere ... You MUST vote in NOvember !
Street Walkers have no competition in San Francisco.
Girls, don't you hate it when your Mother barrows your bikini?
Worse Yet ... how about when your father borrows it?

Monday, October 11, 2010

Clean Underwear Isn't Their Mother's Only Worry VI

There's enough libtards out there to post forever.
Now here is your every day, run of the mill,
average Nancy Pelosi voter from San Francisco.
That alone should scare the crap out of a normal voter!
They both vote in San Francisco.
Damn, here comes Barbara Boxer's campaign manager
to chase us away from the campaign headquarters.
 That does say "feeling lucky" doesn't it?
The poster children for gays in the military. 
That gold lame' outfit is simply adorable.
You make Barney Frank very proud.