Built Tough ...

NewsBusted 7/29/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Septic Tank Fail

LESSON FOR TODAY

Sometimes, we try  too hard to get to the greener grass.
In the process, we end up in  trouble........

And when you find yourself in trouble  and you're stuck in a
situation that you can't get out of,  there is one thing you should
always  remember.......

 Not everyone who shows  up.......
 Is there to  help you!!!!

  

NewsBusted 7/27/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

The Politician .......

One word comes to mind for that look Harry ....

DUH !!!

MEXICAN HURRICANE

A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE hits Mexico.

Two million Mexicans die and over a million 

are injured. The country is totally ruined and 

the government doesn't know where to start 

and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest
of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican 

army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France ) is 

sending food and money.

The United States , not to be outdone, is sending 

two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.

God Bless America !!!!

You've Been There Too Long Harry

It's Really Because I Saw Nancy Naked

Woodsterman Stoops to Competing with Rule 5 ers

OOH-WEE ... that got the old ticker pumping !

Ramblings of a Retired Mind

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those 

cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. 

I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have 

what they call blue teeth, I think.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized 

that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing 

husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is

'when you still have something on the ball, but you are 

just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, 

and call it 'Pumping Rust'.

I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when 

your chest is falling into your drawers!

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 

'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, 

it's for company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to 

be notified in case of an emergency.   I think you should 

write, 'A Good Doctor'!

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible 

a whole lot more as they get older.  Then, it dawned on me.  

They were cramming for their finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.

NewsBusted 7/23/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Gotta admire the man for being honest...

POLK  COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF
GRADY JUDD
 

An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled 

over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the 

deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, 

including once behind his right ear at close range. Another 

deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.
A state wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area with 

his gun. After he shot at them, SWAT team officers open 

fired and hit the guy 68 times.

Now here's the kicker.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why 

they shot the poor undocumented immigrant (illegal alien) 

68 times.


Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:
(Talk about an all-time classic answer.)
 
'Because that's all the ammunition we had.'

I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!

Todays Questions From a Concerned Citizen

Click to enlarge.

 Thanks David

Americans Following Obama

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how 

many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, 

but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all 

the kids raised their hands except for Little 

Johnny .

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has 

decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an 

Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of 

Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a 

Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.  

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a 

Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so 

I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 

"If your mom was a moron and your dad was 

an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 

"That would make me an Obama fan."

Recess at the Asylum

NewsBusted 7/20/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Oh Boy ... Bumper Stickers! V

Well Boys and Girls, all good things must come to

an end. Until the next batch comes along ... Ta Ta.

That's All Folks !

Thanks Dan

There's a New Blog in Town ...

Little Dude strikes out on his own and enters the

world of the blogosphere ..... LINK THERE

 

Cow’s, the Constitution, and the Ten Commandments....

Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

********

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But yet they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

********


THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore....

********

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a government building is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of politicians .... it creates a hostile work environment.

Victory or Death in 2010

I was just a Jim McMahon's Blog. He has posted 5

videos that are a MUST watch. It will be the best

45 minutes you've spent in a long time. It explains

what we need to do to win in 2010 and 2012. It will

also restore your faith in a certain Speaker.

Link to Victory or Death in 2010

This is it! The best poster ever ….

NewsBusted 7/16/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Oh Boy ... Bumper Stickers! IV

Bumper Stickers are the gift that keep on giving.

Does Your Child Attend This School - Feel Guilty?

I couldn't help myself. This is what happens when

I should be in the shop, but I'm at the computer

instead. I was helping a fellow blogger with a 

new banner, and got carried away with my buddy

Pen. I have a site set up to test my banner and

blog designs (one of many). Check it out HERE.

Oh Boy ... Bumper Stickers! III

Here's the third installment of these great bumper stickers.

Call me lazy, because these are so easy to post. There is no

thinking involved, not that there is with anything else posted

here. Isn't that why you guys and gals keep coming back.

It's kept very simple on purpose.

If you like them ... take them.

Thanks Dan ...

NewsBusted 7/13/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

BRINO ...

Oh Boy ... Bumper Stickers! II

You didn't think you were through with these yet,

did you? With the Golden Pantload on the throne,

there's ammunition for a long, long time.

Thanks Dan ...

 

Tha Malcontent Contemplates Life in America

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much youse charge for Da hour of sex, siester?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"

"No!", she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No!", she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No!", she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No!" she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from every freaken weirdo from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?"

So, she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "you gif me da sex den you send bill to Government."

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SCREWING US NOW!!!

Hat Tip to Mal at The Malcontent 
 

Oh Boy ... Bumper Stickers!

There are some brand new bumper stickers out there.

Not only that, but there are some old ones that have

been improved. But, I still have some old favorites

that I have posted because it's my blog and I'm in charge.

Feel free to take anyone you like.

Thanks Dan ...

Red Green and the Custom Car ...

NewsBusted 7/9/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Sleeping around…

It's ALWAYS the kids that suffer.

His name is  Zonkey.