Think about this:
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But yet they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore....
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a government building is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of politicians .... it creates a hostile work environment.
"Hey, how much youse charge for Da hour of sex, siester?" he asks.
"$100," she replies.
In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
"No!", she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No!", she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
"I pay you $300."
"No!", she says.
"I pay you $400."
"No!" she says.
So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from every freaken weirdo from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?"
So, she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"
The illegal immigrant replies, "you gif me da sex den you send bill to Government."
AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SCREWING US NOW!!!
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