Thursday, April 29, 2010


Please go all the way to the bottom.  It is amazing.

We all know that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were 
destroyed in August 1945 after explosion of
atomic bombs.

However, we know little about the progress made 
by the people of that land during the past 64 years.



Who the hell won the war?

Coming to a Democratically 
controlled town near you ...

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

It Was Just A Matter Of Time ....

BINGO ! ! ! !

Here is something to help make Obama's speeches almost tolerable. Just print out this page, distribute it to friends, and listen... (be sure to read directions at the bottom)

Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo"
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!" [or
Shout out “PELOSI” (means the same thing)]

Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D.,   Florida

"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City

“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours."

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Redneck Pride

Makes me feel good to belong to something.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Born 1776, Died 2008

 It doesn't hurt to read this several times.
 Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul, Minnesota, points out some interesting facts concerning last November's Presidential election:  

  • Number of States won by:         Obama: 19                    McCain: 29

  • Square miles of land won by:   Obama: 580,000              McCain: 2,427,000

  • Population of counties won by: Obama: 127 million        McCain: 143 million

  • Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:  Obama: 13.2    McCain: 2.1  

  • Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory McCain won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.
        Obama territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in low income tenements and living off various forms of government welfare..."

        Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

        If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals - and they vote - then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years. 

    Apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom

    Thursday, April 22, 2010

    In These Bad Economic Times We All Do Our Part

         Here  is your hero.....with 10% unemployment, deficit  at 10% of gnp.....headed towards bankruptcy ....... Obama is someone  with absolutely NO clue

         If you're  not sure what "big government" implies, take a look at  this . . ..  

         But you have  already read about this in your local newspaper - right?  Or  saw it on CNN?  Ha!


    This financial crisis is forcing California 
    agencies to make some tough decisions.
    There's a real risk that we may 
    have to lay off Jose.

    Wednesday, April 21, 2010

    The National Anthem, The Day The Music Stopped

    (For those who are unaware: At all military base theaters, 
    the National Anthem is played before the movie begins.)

    This is written from a Chaplain in Iraq :
    I recently attended a showing of 'Superman 3' 
    here at LSA Anaconda. We have a large auditorium we use for movies, as well as memorial services and other large gatherings. As is the custom at all military bases, we stood to attention when the National Anthem began before the main feature. All was going well until three-quarters of the way through The National Anthem, the music stopped.

    Now, what would happen if this occurred with 
    1,000 18-22 year-olds back in the States? I 
    imagine there would be hoots, catcalls, 
    laughter, a few rude comments, and everyone 
    would sit down and yell for the movie to begin. 
    Of course, that is, if they had stood for the 
    National Anthem in the first place.

    Here in Iraq , 1,000 Soldiers continued to stand at 
    attention, eyes fixed forward. The music started again
    and the Soldiers continued to quietly stand at attention. 
    But again, at the same point, the music stopped. What 
    would you expect 1000 Soldiers standing at attention 
    to do ?? Frankly, I expected some laughter, and 
    everyone would eventually sit down and wait for
    the movie to start.

    But No!!... You could have heard a pin drop, 
    while every Soldier continued to stand at 
    attention. Suddenly, there was a lone voice 
    from the front of the auditorium, then a 
    dozen voices, and soon the room was filled 
    with the voices of a thousand soldiers, 
    finishing where the recording left off: 
    "And the rockets' red glare, the bombs 
    bursting in air, gave proof through the night 
    that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that 
    Star Spangled Banner yet wave, o'er the land 
    of the free, and the home of the brave."
    It was the most inspiring moment I have had 
    in Iraq and I wanted you to know what kind of 
    Soldiers are serving you. Remember them as 
    they fight for us!
    Pass this along as a reminder to others to be 
    ever in prayer for all our soldiers serving us 
    here at home and abroad. Many have already 
    paid the ultimate price.
    Written by Chaplain Jim Higgins LSA 
    Anaconda is at the Ballad Airport in 
    Iraq , north of Baghdad 
    The original post was Allison's at

    Sticker On The Rear Window

    This was this guy's first boat and he was taking it to the 
    lake, but he wasn't quite sure of the correct procedure 
    for launching a boat off a ramp.

    However, he figured it couldn't be that difficult to do, 
    so he stopped by his Union office for advice, and they 
    just told him...

     "Just don't let the trailer get too deep in the water when 
    you're launching your boat, and you should be fine".

    Well later on, he couldn't understand what they meant by
    that, as he could just barely get his trailer in the water!

     Here's a picture worth a "thousand' words! 
    Your gonna love this guy!!!

    They walk amongst us, get married, have children and vote!


    NOTE: The sticker on the rear window explains everything!!!  

    Monday, April 19, 2010

    Open Note To Bill Clinton ...

    Stick to what you're good at
    and keep your mouth shut !
    Your I.Q. is showing !

    Go Find That Tea Party Infiltrator Boy

    Sniff that your own self, Bud

    Sunday, April 18, 2010

    Old Timers Sex

    The husband leans over and asks his wife,
    'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over
    fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where 
    you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

    'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How 
    about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it 
    for old time's sake?'  'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds 
    like a crazy, but good idea!'
    A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their 
    conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks 
    to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex 
    against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no 
    trouble. So he follows them.

    The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each 
    other for support aided by walking sticks.. Finally, they 
    get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence..
    The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

    As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. 
    Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the 
    policeman has ever seen.

    This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making 
    loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both 
    collapse, panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something 
    about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an 
    hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple 
    struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.

    The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, 
    this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. 
    So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but 
    that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex 
    life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

    Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
    'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence'.

    The Dentist ... because we all need a break.

    Saturday, April 17, 2010

    Origin of the White Wedding Dress

      A son asked his mother the following question:
      'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'  The mother looks at her son and replies:
      'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
      The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
      'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
      The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
      'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
    (They are still looking for dad !!)

    Grapevinia ...

    Friday, April 16, 2010


    Don't forget to mark your calendars.
    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.   So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. 
    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.   Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
    The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

     God Bless America !

  - NewsBusted 4/16/10

    I Found It ...

    And you thought there
    was no such place, huh????
    You should all be so pleased to view this........
    How many times have we been 'up there without one!

    My work is done.

    Thursday, April 15, 2010

    The Tea Party At Carson City, NV

    I visited the Carson City Tea Party. I just didn't 
    have the time to drive to Sacramento. Pictured
    here are the badges I wore. If you look above,
    you will see "pages". Click on Carson City, NV
    Tea Party to get the whole story.

    Well I guess one of these real low-life infiltrators
    was spotted today. Here's what he looked like.
    I found this at : Out of Order the Blog (hat/tip)
    Dale's blog is always on my sidebar.

    Confused ....

    I  became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:Internal Revenue  'Service' 
    U.S. Postal  'Service'
    Telephone 'Service'
    Cable TV 'Service' 
    Civil  'Service'
    State, City, County & Public 'Service'

    This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

    But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.

    BAM!!!  It all came into focus.  Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.  

    You are now as enlightened as I am.

    HAPPY TAX DAY 2010 !!!!

    The Densest Element Discovered

    The densest element known to science has been discovered............
    A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.  The new element has been named Pelosium.  Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
    These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
    The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
    Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
    This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.  This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
    When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

    Wednesday, April 14, 2010

    Watch Out For The Tea Party Infiltrators

    They'll be tough to spot,
    but please do your best.
    Here is a reminder of
    what to look for !

    Stolen from JIM McMAHON-CHICAGO ... Hat/Tip

    Wizard of Obamaland ....

    Great Question ! (author unknown)


    He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    I said to him ... . I don't know; it has never happened.
    (that's for you ladies)

    Tuesday, April 13, 2010 - NewsBusted 4/13/10

    The New Obama Economy ....

    Great News for these financially challenged 
    times - - Just For YOU!
    I found a local prostitute who now charges by the inch.  
     I thought you guys might enjoy a cheap night out...

    Monday, April 12, 2010

    Dog Eats Police Car ....

    Heated Seats ....

    I have always loved "Gas Guzzling Cars" for their comfort & safety.  I took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive the other day just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.
    The salesman sat in the front seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.  The seats were of particular interest.  He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
    I stated the car must be a Republican car.  He asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

    Red Green and Washing Windows

    Sunday, April 11, 2010

    The Lighter Side of Washington

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
    We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

    America needs Obama Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser..

    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
    The other is for housing prisoners.

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
    started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America !

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.

    Politicians and a Billion

    The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.

    A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
    but one advertising agency did a good job of putting
    that figure into some perspective in one of its


    A.  A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

    B.  A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

    C.  A billion hours ago our ancestors were 
         living in the Stone Age.

    D.  A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on
         two feet.

    E.  A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20
         minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

    While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
    let's take a look at New Orleans  ...
    It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

    Louisiana Senator,
    Mary Landrieu (D)
    is presently asking
      Congress for
    rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number...
    What does it mean?

    A.  Well .. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of  
         New Orleans (every man, woman, and child)
         you each get

    B.  Or... If you have one of the 188,251 homes in
         New Orleans, your home gets

    C. Or... If you are a family of four...Your family gets

    Washington, D. C.
    Are all your calculators broken??

    Building Permit Tax
    CDL License Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Federal Income Tax (Fed)
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Fuel Permit Tax
    Gasoline Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Inventory Tax
    IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
    IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Tax
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Service charge taxes
    Social Security Tax
    Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
    Sales Taxes
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    School Tax
    State Income Tax
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax
    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
    Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
    Telephone State and Local Tax
    Telephone Usage Charge
    Utility Tax
    Vehicle License Registration T ax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Watercraft Registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax
    (And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes)


    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
    And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

    We had absolutely no national debt...
    We had the largest middle class in the world...
    And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    What happened?
    Can you spell 'politicians!'

    And I still have to
    Press '1'
    For English.

    What the heck happened?????

    Saturday, April 10, 2010

    From a guy in Florida :

    My neighbor is a "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho
    socialized medicine, "guns should be banned", etc.).  So this past spring
    I put this sign up in my yard after one of his anti-gun rants at a 

    neighborhood cocktail party.  The sign wasn't up more than an hour
    before he called the police and wanted them to make me take down 
    the sign.  Fortunately, the officer politely informed him that it was not 
    their job to take such action without a court order and that he
    had to file a complaint "downtown" first, which would be reviewed 

    by the city attorney to see if it violated any city, county, or state 
    ordinances, which if there was a violation a court order would be 
    sent to the offending party (me) to "remove the sign in seven days".  
    After several weeks he was informed that the sign was legal (by a 

    quarter of an inch) and there was nothing the city could do, which 
    obviously made him madder.  I tried to smooth things over
    by inviting him to go shooting with me and my friends at the hunt 

    club but that seemed to make him even more angry.  I then asked 
    him if he wanted to go to a Tea Party rally but again he declined 
    my outreach efforts to bring about a better understanding between 
    political and social opponents. I am at a loss how to reconcile our 
    long relationship (notice I did not say friendship), any suggestions 
    would be welcome. Maybe I'll ask him if he wants to go deer 
    hunting, which opens up November First, you know, just a bunch 
    of guys running through the woods chasing Bambi, then sitting 
    around the campfire roasting marshmallows, drinking beer, and 
    singing our favorite country songs to the accompaniment of Jake's
    harmonica (he is a better lawyer than a harmonica player but don't 
    tell him I told you).  I even made him a bumper sticker and that
    made him madder than he already was! Anyway, that's life in our 
    neck of the woods, how about yours?