Saturday, September 25, 2010

A COW, AN ANT, AND AN OLD FART

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is 
the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow:  I give 50 liters of milk every day 
and that's why I am the greatest!!

The Ant:  I work day and night, summer and winter, 
I can carry 52 times my own weight and 
that's why I am the greatest!!












Why are you scrolling down?  It's your turn to say something...

18 comments:

Teresa said...

That is just too funny. Where is your response to the joke Odie?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, this old fart's mind just doesn't work that fast.

Indyanhat said...

I'm not getting into an arguement with a couple of dumb animals, one that will end up in a dog food can, and one that will be stepped on without even noticing (lift that sucker!)
Good one Odie, almost choked on me biscuit (cookie to you)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Indy, It's always good to get the "biscuit" point of view.

Supi said...

Shhhhh. We don't want to tell the whipper snappers why Old Farts are the greatest.....

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, mum's the word .....

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

I have 45 years of education, married a beautiful gal, have a beautiful daughter,I have many friends, I earn a living, I cling to my Bible and guns, I am conservative and last but not least I am an American.

Old fart yes but I win!

innominatus said...

I last farted just a few minutes ago. I don't consider that "old".

Pierro said...

Miles farts: silent but deadly :-P

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, He who dies with the most farts wins, right. Or is that tools or something else? I get so confused at this advanced age.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

innominatus, this conversation has been downgraded ... but since we're on the subject. If it lingers in the air longer than five minutes ... it is deemed "OLD".

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Peirro, join the club you bunch of old farts. This proves it ... there's nothing better the fart humor.

Opus #6 said...

The term Old Fart doesn't seem feminine enough for me. How about Old Biddie?

Has anyone seen Bunni?

Indyanhat said...

Is an 'old biddie' where you follow through after farting???

Sorry couldn't resist, I'll get my coat...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, old biddie it is then.

I'm still working on it. I thought I would call today.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Indy, coats and biddies both share warmth.

Barking Spider said...

Hahaha! You got me, Odie!

Boy it sure does stink around here at the moment! :-D

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Spidey ... Run away, run away!