Saturday, September 25, 2010

A COW, AN ANT, AND AN OLD FART

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is 
the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow:  I give 50 liters of milk every day 
and that's why I am the greatest!!

The Ant:  I work day and night, summer and winter, 
I can carry 52 times my own weight and 
that's why I am the greatest!!












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18 comments:

  1. That is just too funny. Where is your response to the joke Odie?

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  2. Teresa, this old fart's mind just doesn't work that fast.

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  3. I'm not getting into an arguement with a couple of dumb animals, one that will end up in a dog food can, and one that will be stepped on without even noticing (lift that sucker!)
    Good one Odie, almost choked on me biscuit (cookie to you)

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  4. Indy, It's always good to get the "biscuit" point of view.

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  5. Shhhhh. We don't want to tell the whipper snappers why Old Farts are the greatest.....

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  6. I have 45 years of education, married a beautiful gal, have a beautiful daughter,I have many friends, I earn a living, I cling to my Bible and guns, I am conservative and last but not least I am an American.

    Old fart yes but I win!

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  7. I last farted just a few minutes ago. I don't consider that "old".

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  8. Miles farts: silent but deadly :-P

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  9. Christopher, He who dies with the most farts wins, right. Or is that tools or something else? I get so confused at this advanced age.

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  10. innominatus, this conversation has been downgraded ... but since we're on the subject. If it lingers in the air longer than five minutes ... it is deemed "OLD".

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  11. Peirro, join the club you bunch of old farts. This proves it ... there's nothing better the fart humor.

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  12. The term Old Fart doesn't seem feminine enough for me. How about Old Biddie?

    Has anyone seen Bunni?

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  13. Is an 'old biddie' where you follow through after farting???

    Sorry couldn't resist, I'll get my coat...

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  14. Opie, old biddie it is then.

    I'm still working on it. I thought I would call today.

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  15. Indy, coats and biddies both share warmth.

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  16. Hahaha! You got me, Odie!

    Boy it sure does stink around here at the moment! :-D

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