A man and his wife, moved back home to Kentucky from
West Virginia. The husband had a wooden leg, and to
insure it back in West Virginia cost them $2000 per year!
When they arrived in Kentucky they went to an insurance
agency to see how much it would cost to insure his
The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.'
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap
here in Kentucky to insure it because it cost him $2000
in West Virginia!
The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the
couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says:
Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above
it, is $39... You just have to know how to describe it!
( HILLBILLIES know how "to git'er done")