Monday, August 9, 2010

Those Wascally Walmart Shoppers V

OH COME ON!  Are you actually going to stand there and tell me you don't even feel a breeze?
 Hey!  They don’t make 'tube-bottoms' for a reason.
 "I’m sorry sir, but those Christmas hams put you over the 12 item limit for this line."
 ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS:  "Warm weather is now here as we start the summer, and so is the unfortunate “Swamp Ass” epidemic.  Be aware-- and try to stay dry.
 The irony here is overwhelming.  I’m just going to sit back and let you soak it in.
 

18 comments:

  1. HAhahahaaaaa!,love the last picture Odie!

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  2. Indy, it's a little trashy for my tastes. Did you catch the common thyme in the other four?

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  3. Maybe they are advertising they don't have tats there. Pauses for a moment to think about that. Naw, they aren't advertising lack of tats there.

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  4. Supi, I'll bet there aren't a lack of tats anywhere. We're just not looking at the right body part.

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  5. Chritopher, Use your imagination of what it would be like without ... it'll come to you.

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  6. LOL Odie,

    I do understand but it seems a useless accessory at this point, maybe he just needs to adjust them better to take the slack out of them.

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  7. Christopher, the pants would drop to his knees and you would wind up with a naked old man rolling around on a Walmart's floor. Actually, just another normal day at Walmart.

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  8. I've seen large-curd cottage cheese that was less lumpy than hamboy's bottom.

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  9. The coin slots are not inviting.

    I doubt that I'd put a penny in...

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  10. None of your WalMart women could possibly be of any assistance to you in woodworking.

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  11. innominatus, That must be why I don't like cottage cheese.

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  12. LL, I can't think of any reason to argue that point. It would definitely be softer woods.

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  13. Are these the "air up there" Wal-Mart awards?

    The last pic was great!

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  14. Teresa, I think that last one is kinda trashy.

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