OH COME ON! Are you actually going to stand there and tell me you don't even feel a breeze?
Hey! They don’t make 'tube-bottoms' for a reason.
"I’m sorry sir, but those Christmas hams put you over the 12 item limit for this line."
ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS: "Warm weather is now here as we start the summer, and so is the unfortunate “Swamp Ass” epidemic. Be aware-- and try to stay dry.
The irony here is overwhelming. I’m just going to sit back and let you soak it in.