Saturday, August 21, 2010

The Devil ...

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin 
all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got
to call the USA so cheaply. 

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama
took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

8 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

Ha ha, that's the truth!
Good one Odie! Thanks for the cute kitty pic!
He looks very happy.
Have a good weekend.

Opus #6 said...

Great punch line, I got a good laugh. Thanks, Odie.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Good one Odie, needed a laugh.

I think too much into these I guess
but cannot help reading into this that the devil now prefers Husseins America to that of communist drenched Russia or islamofacsist ridden U.K., my how far have we fallen?

innominatus said...

1-800-IMP-EACH

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, no calls for you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thanks Opie, it got me too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, yes, and glad you had a good laugh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

innominatus, thanks for the tip.