Sunday, July 11, 2010

Tha Malcontent Contemplates Life in America

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much youse charge for Da hour of sex, siester?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"

"No!", she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No!", she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No!", she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No!" she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from every freaken weirdo from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?"

So, she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "you gif me da sex den you send bill to Government."

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SCREWING US NOW!!!


Hat Tip to Mal at The Malcontent 
 

4 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

Good One, Odie & Mal.
Sad but true, and we keep on getting screwed.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, Mal left this in a comment, I thought his hard work should be rewarded.

banned said...

Someone called a local taxi-booking office a while back. Said they would pay with government Transportaion Vouchers (whatever they might be).

He was told "cash or credit card only mate" at which he accused the operator of "racism".

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Banned, that is definitely racism.