Tuesday, July 27, 2010

NewsBusted 7/27/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

8 comments:

Kristin said...

You've probably heard this one already, Odie, but I just stumbled back across it this morning:

A teacher asked her 5th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Kristin, Thanks for the laughs ...

Opus #6 said...

I love the part about needing Obama's birth certificate to get a loan.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, it's coming to that. Guess what, none of us get no stinking loans ... there ain't no birth certificate.

Teresa said...

I love the part where Jodie says that there is a margin of error of 11% when Congress' approval rating is a bleak 11%. John Kerry is such a hypocrite- tax cheat Kerry.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, all rich Libs are hypocrites. For further proof one need only look to Hollywood.

Amusing Bunni said...

That was hilarious, once again.
Hope you have a happy hump day, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, it's always a happy day when I'm humping.