Thursday, July 1, 2010

The Four Cats or Lifes Lessons ...

To those who love criticize the government 
will feel great and love this one.
Four  men were bragging about how smart their cats  were.

The  first man was an Engineer, 

The  second man was an Accountant, 

The  third man was a Chemist, and 

The  fourth man was a Government  Employee.

To  show off, the Engineer called his cat,  
"T-square, do your stuff."  T-square  pranced over to the desk, 
took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, 
a square,  and a triangle.


Everyone  agreed that was pretty smart.  

But  the Accountant said his cat could do better. 
He  called his cat and said,  "Spreadsheet,  do your stuff." Spreadsheet  went out to the kitchen and returned with a  dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal  piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that  was good.

But  the Chemist said his cat could do better. He  called his cat and said, "Measure, do your  stuff." Measure  got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart  of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard  and poured Exactly  8 ounces without spilling a drop into the  glass.

Everyone  agreed that was pretty good. 

Then  the three men turned to the Government Employee  and said, "What can your cat  do?"

The  Government Employee called his cat and said,  "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff." 

CoffeeBreak  jumped to his feet.......  

Ate  the cookies........ 


Drank  the milk.....


Sh*t  on the paper....... 
Screwed  the other three cats........ 


Claimed  he injured his back while doing  so. 

Filed  a grievance report for unsafe working  conditions....... 
 Put  in for Workers  Compensation..................and

Went  home for the rest of the day on sick  leave............ 
AND  THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK  FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!  


Thanks David
 

8 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

I LOVE this post, Odie! A great story,and you illustrated it even better! How did you get all the gifs to work so well on there, when I save gif pics, they turn out to be plain flat ones!

You are a genius. Happy lst day of July!

Kristin said...

It would be funny if it weren't so true. And now we have more people on the dole then we have working for private business.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I was just lucky, Bunny. It might be because I have Blogger in Draft.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Kristin, I believe that is quite true.

Opus #6 said...

It's bad enough, but this cat is going to want milk and cookies for the rest of his life.

Christopher said...

Ahh,, A feline fulough for the federal fuck on our funds.

Welcome to the U.S. of Greece.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, that's right ... and guess who's going to pay for it?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, U.S. of Greece is right.