Sunday, July 18, 2010

Cow’s, the Constitution, and the Ten Commandments....

Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But yet they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore....


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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a government building is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of politicians .... it creates a hostile work environment.

15 comments:

Hoping the Blind Will See said...

Very good - get this to Leno!!

Supi said...

Isn't it amazing how they can keep track of cows.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Hoping, would Leno know what to do with it?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, it's probably because the anti-beef people helped them. It's just like the "CO2 is bad" people are helping the global warming wing of the Democraps.

Amusing Bunni said...

I LOVE this! Very True.
I'm tweeting & FBing.
Have a blessed Sunday. I know you always have something fun up your sleeve ;-)

Supi said...

Odie, whispers my aquarium plants love co2 injections. The plants are very addicted, I mean lives for it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, All plants love CO2. That's what they breathe in, and it just so happens that's what we breathe out. Now isn't that a very compatible relationship? That's why all of these "green people" have there heads so far up their asses.

I feel better now!

thatmrgguy said...

You know...When you have your head up your ass, you lose four of your five senses. Nelson De Mille

Regards, Mike

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

thatmrgguy, Thanks for stopping by and reminding me where all my senses are going.

Supi said...

I am glad you feel better. I know all plants love C02.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, I know ... I was thinking out loud how stupid Liberals are.

Supi said...

Odie, We are going to need neck braces to stop us from injuring ourselves from shaking our heads in disbelief.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, that's Liberal syndrome. It effects all who witness their stupidity.

Teresa said...

Those were great Odie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa thanks, The obvious can sometimes hit you right between the eyes.