Sunday, April 18, 2010

Old Timers Sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife,
'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over
fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where 
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How 
about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it 
for old time's sake?'  'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds 
like a crazy, but good idea!'
 
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their 
conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks 
to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex 
against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no 
trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each 
other for support aided by walking sticks.. Finally, they 
get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence..
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. 
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the 
policeman has ever seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making 
loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both 
collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something 
about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an 
hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple 
struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, 
this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. 
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but 
that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex 
life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence'.

6 comments:

  1. Gotta get me one of them thar' fence electrifyer thingies. Or at least a cattle prod!

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  2. Innominatus, the fence is great on the whole body, but the cattle prod is only good for pieces parts.

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  3. Bloody hell, Odie, I didn't see that one coming! :-D

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  4. Spidey, you really need to try it, it works great !

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