Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Mexican Border

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
 
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.
 
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."

12 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

Ha, Ha! Good one, Odie,
I got on line early this morning, thanks
for the smile as I start my rainy wed.

Jake G. said...

HAHA! And think about all the crap that comes out of it. Good one!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, we used to call that body part the A hole. We need to start calling it the O hole.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thanks Jake, Butt I do better when I don't think of all the crap that comes out of it.

Nickie Goomba said...

Racist!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Nickie ... Thank You!

Snarky Basterd said...

That ... was a perfect ending.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Snarky, funny how that works out, huh.

innominatus said...

That was one of the funniest ones! That's probably also where the idea for barry's "O" campaign logo came from!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Innominatus, I think you hit the nail on the head.

Opus #6 said...

O me, O my!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, should I put music to that ?