Friday, April 16, 2010

DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!


WALK NAKED IN  AMERICA  DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.   So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. 
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.   Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

 God Bless America !
 


 
 

18 comments:

CrotchetyOldWomen said...

Ahh, too many Americans would want to commit suicide if I get my naked, wrinkly body out there. I just don't think they can handle seeing the boob/knee bounce I have mastered. I will help this country by hiding but will happily supply beer. It's the least I can do to combat terrorism.


"Beer, it's what saves lives"

C.O.W.

banned said...

Don't forget the bacon sandwiches guys and gals.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

COW, is this the first time in a very long time you've been here.

Come on ... It's for a good cause. Let's have beer and bounce too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Banned, in this time of need everything is GOOD !

innominatus said...

Patriotic Booty, oops, I meant Patriotic Duty

CambridgeLady said...

That's a strange and very funny initiative Odie.

Sadly as a non-American I won't be able to take part ...... though I suspect, as with many things Stateside, it could easily catch on here. I do think the men should join in too.

Have a great weekend - thanks for the giggle!

Snarky Basterd said...

This annual ritual has gone a long way toward keeping this country safe.

Opus #6 said...

Who gets the sunblock concession?

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Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Innominatus, I see nothing wrong with patriotic Booty ...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, you need to reread this. The men do join in with the festivities.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

It's always come along in keeping my neighborhood safe, Snarky. It's still quit cool here so the ladies will be doing there walks in Snow Boots and warm hats.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Besides the beer Opie, we guys always offer sunblock breaks to the ladies. This time, of course, does not count toward their hour and are asked to make up the difference.

CambridgeLady said...

The men join in for sure....... but can't I sit with a six pack (or a dry white wine) and offer my support while the men circle?? ;o)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, it's just not right to come over here and break tradition. I do however see nothing wrong with after your hour, you have the gentlemen walk their own hour. Heck, I could be up for that.

Amusing Bunni said...

I am not going to participate, I have very fair skin, and sunblock doesn't work. Sorry to disappoint all my fans... ha ha.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Oh Bunni, you WILL be missed. Would you accept a bribe ?

Barking Spider said...

I know where I'd be putting the sunblock, Odie! ;-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

You don't have to put it on yourself, do you spidey ?