Thursday, April 15, 2010

The Densest Element Discovered

The densest element known to science has been discovered............
Pelosium: 
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.  The new element has been named Pelosium.  Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.  This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

4 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

She's such a moron, Odie!
I put your helpful picture (post below)
on my FaceBook page! People have to be warned.
I hope you have fun at the rallies today.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I'll do my best Bunni. My friend and I are going to try for Carson City.

scott said...

I see the element (posted earlier on my blog)has been renamed; quite appropriately. But Jim Coburn and O'Riley say she is such a NICE woman. I've been to San Fransicko. Her followers are so well mannered and intelligent when I meet them roaming the streets in search of collectable trash dodging the puke and feces. This is truly the future of America when we have amnesty for all illegals. YEA!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, Welcome to pelosi's, Reid's, and Obama's America.