Thursday, March 11, 2010

Doctors in a Pissing Contest ...



An Israeli doctor says, 
"Medicine in my country is so advanced 
that we can take a kidney out of one man, 
put it in another, and have him looking for 
work in six weeks."

 
A German doctor says, 
"That is nothing; we can take a lung 
out of one person, put it in another, and 
have him looking for work in four weeks."


A Russian doctor says. 
"In my country, medicine is so advanced 
that we can take half a heart out of one 
person, put it in another, and have them 
both looking for work in two weeks."


  
An ILLINOIS doctor, says.
 "You guys are way behind. 
We recently took a man with 
no brains out of ILLINOIS 
put him in the White House 
and within SIX MONTHS, 
half the COUNTRY is looking for work."

Hat/Tip to Andrew33 @ The K.O.O.K's Manifesto

4 comments:

banned said...

Oh that's so rude!
How about the Chinese Dr who can remove multple organs from a prisoner on death row, put them in several others that have paid handsomely for the privilege and get them all back to work running the country?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

That Works for me Banned.

Amusing Bunni said...

I love this, Andrew finds the coolest stuff.
The Illinois dr. sucks the worst, of course.
I hate this state & city more each day.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, run away, run away .....